1 00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:12,300 What's this stuff? It's hollandaise sauce mix. 2 00:00:14,980 --> 00:00:19,060 Hollandaise sauce. You put it on things like eggs and meat, things like that. 3 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:20,520 Like ketchup? 4 00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:25,060 Well, sort of, except it's just a little classier, that's all. I'm making eggs 5 00:00:25,060 --> 00:00:28,120 benedict for your father on his birthday Sunday. Who's benedict? 6 00:00:28,460 --> 00:00:33,100 Well, Nicholas, it's like this. There was a certain Commodore Benedict who 7 00:00:33,100 --> 00:00:38,360 to drink a little too much. So the chef at the old Waldorf Hotel in New York 8 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:42,460 devised this sort of special breakfast for him that would make him just feel a 9 00:00:42,460 --> 00:00:43,960 little better, you know, the morning after. 10 00:00:44,580 --> 00:00:47,760 Oh, is Dad going to drink too much Saturday night? 11 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:49,380 No, no, of course not. 12 00:00:52,780 --> 00:00:56,840 Well, then why are you making it for him? Well, because he happens to like 13 00:00:57,779 --> 00:01:01,620 Oh, well, for my birthday, I want eggs, Nicholas. 14 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:03,220 Eggs, Nicholas. Now, what's that? 15 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:08,900 Scrambled eggs with lots of peanut butter and lots of ketchup on them. 16 00:02:17,609 --> 00:02:18,609 Ready? 17 00:02:24,770 --> 00:02:28,290 Bradford leaps and picks up a castle. Contenders for Bradford from Bradford. 18 00:02:35,710 --> 00:02:37,330 Piling on 15 yards. 19 00:02:38,110 --> 00:02:40,190 Face it, Bradford, you got cream. 20 00:02:41,030 --> 00:02:42,910 I'm slowing down in my old age. 21 00:02:43,150 --> 00:02:45,470 Hey, is the old man home yet? Oh, he'll be a little late. What's up? 22 00:02:45,770 --> 00:02:47,330 Well, I wanted to give him his birthday present. 23 00:02:47,550 --> 00:02:48,309 What for? 24 00:02:48,310 --> 00:02:49,890 His birthday's not till Sunday. 25 00:02:50,090 --> 00:02:52,010 I know, Nicholas, but I'm going away this weekend. 26 00:02:52,330 --> 00:02:53,189 Oh, where are you going? 27 00:02:53,190 --> 00:02:54,610 Away. Away where? 28 00:02:55,270 --> 00:02:56,089 Away, away. 29 00:02:56,090 --> 00:02:57,150 Oh, oh, away, away. 30 00:02:58,070 --> 00:02:59,410 Um, you staying for dinner? 31 00:02:59,850 --> 00:03:02,090 Oh, I suppose I could be talking to him. 32 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:05,370 David! What? Can I ask you a question? 33 00:03:05,610 --> 00:03:10,370 Shoot. Do you ever hear of this guy named Benedict who liked eggs, and when 34 00:03:10,370 --> 00:03:13,690 drank too much, they put this stuff on it to make him feel better? 35 00:03:14,130 --> 00:03:15,170 You feeling all right? 36 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:26,820 Where is he going? He wouldn't say. 37 00:03:27,260 --> 00:03:28,420 I mean, not even a hint? 38 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:32,280 Undoubtedly a lost weekend with the girl. 39 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:33,760 Yep, undoubtedly. 40 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:37,360 Undoubtedly. And he's not talking either. 41 00:03:37,580 --> 00:03:38,339 I know. 42 00:03:38,340 --> 00:03:40,120 He's so discreet, it's disgusting. 43 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:42,960 Well, if you were the girl, wouldn't you prefer him to be discreet? 44 00:03:43,500 --> 00:03:46,240 Yeah, I suppose so, but he's our brother. 45 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:48,520 And he's going on this romantic weekend. 46 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:49,840 And where's he going? 47 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:51,220 None of your business. 48 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:53,780 Hey, David, you really packed it away. 49 00:03:54,330 --> 00:03:57,270 I suppose you're not planning on eating very much this weekend? 50 00:03:57,770 --> 00:03:59,030 Whatever gave you that idea? 51 00:03:59,290 --> 00:04:01,630 Pass the sugar, please. You taking the van? 52 00:04:02,110 --> 00:04:03,110 Of course. Why? 53 00:04:03,790 --> 00:04:06,230 Well, it's got lots of room, and you can fit lots of people in it. 54 00:04:06,430 --> 00:04:08,170 Or only one person. 55 00:04:08,410 --> 00:04:10,830 Correct. Are you packing warm clothes, David? 56 00:04:11,590 --> 00:04:12,509 All right. 57 00:04:12,510 --> 00:04:15,670 Yes, I am going away this weekend, and I am taking the van. 58 00:04:15,910 --> 00:04:19,970 And I do plan to eat, and I plan to take warm clothes with me. Any more 59 00:04:19,970 --> 00:04:24,500 questions? Oh, no, no, no. It's so easy on David. He's 23 years old. He doesn't 60 00:04:24,500 --> 00:04:25,500 have to account to you. 61 00:04:25,780 --> 00:04:27,580 I sure wish I was a big guy. 62 00:04:27,820 --> 00:04:29,380 Big guys don't have to talk. 63 00:04:30,300 --> 00:04:31,300 My apartment? 64 00:04:31,740 --> 00:04:35,240 Yeah, I mean, we'll take good care of it. Oh, definitely. And as a token of 65 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:38,900 appreciation, we'll even clean it up for you. Yeah, top to bottom. Yeah, and 66 00:04:38,900 --> 00:04:40,180 we'll even vacuum under the rug. 67 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:44,660 I appreciate the offer, but I like my apartment messy. 68 00:04:45,380 --> 00:04:46,660 That way I can find everything. 69 00:04:47,130 --> 00:04:51,350 I was planning on having this pajama party, see, and I figured it'd be real 70 00:04:51,350 --> 00:04:52,610 not to bug Dad and Abby. 71 00:04:52,930 --> 00:04:53,930 Oh, yeah. 72 00:04:54,810 --> 00:04:56,950 I just don't think it would be a good idea, Elizabeth. 73 00:04:57,210 --> 00:04:58,210 Why not? 74 00:04:58,590 --> 00:04:59,770 What would my neighbors think? 75 00:05:00,310 --> 00:05:01,310 Your neighbors? 76 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:05,790 Oh, listen, I don't know if you're aware of this, but 16 will get you 20 in this 77 00:05:05,790 --> 00:05:06,790 state. 78 00:05:08,090 --> 00:05:11,590 Okay, David, I'll get right to the point. A date with any girl in the 79 00:05:11,590 --> 00:05:12,590 class at college. 80 00:05:12,670 --> 00:05:16,350 That's very nice of you, Nancy, but I don't think so. Oh, David, how about 81 00:05:16,350 --> 00:05:21,090 Malone? Cute little redhead, about 5 feet 5, 115 pounds, very nicely 82 00:05:21,090 --> 00:05:22,570 proportioned, if you know what I mean. 83 00:05:22,950 --> 00:05:28,770 Nancy. Oh, David, well, how about good personality, intellectual, kind of 84 00:05:28,770 --> 00:05:30,670 boring, but, you know, I'll see what I can do, huh? 85 00:05:30,950 --> 00:05:33,570 No, that's very nice of you. Some other time I have to talk to Dad. 86 00:05:34,010 --> 00:05:35,010 Oh, David. 87 00:05:39,390 --> 00:05:40,390 Come in. 88 00:05:43,850 --> 00:05:44,789 Oh, hi, David. 89 00:05:44,790 --> 00:05:46,430 Just trying to balance my checkbook. 90 00:05:46,670 --> 00:05:47,750 Oh, that sounds like fun. 91 00:05:48,550 --> 00:05:49,550 Dad, 92 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:50,829 happy birthday. 93 00:05:50,830 --> 00:05:54,310 Oh, thank you very much. It's not until Sunday, though. Oh, I know. That's why I 94 00:05:54,310 --> 00:05:55,169 came over tonight. 95 00:05:55,170 --> 00:05:57,770 I have a birthday present for you. It's in the trunk of your car. 96 00:05:58,050 --> 00:05:59,850 Oh? What's it doing out there? 97 00:06:00,170 --> 00:06:02,910 Well, it didn't really pay to bring it in. It's kind of hard to wrap. 98 00:06:03,590 --> 00:06:05,230 But remember the jack you lent me at Christmas? 99 00:06:05,690 --> 00:06:08,430 I finally got myself a new one, and I'm returning yours. 100 00:06:09,190 --> 00:06:10,250 That's your birthday present, Dad. 101 00:06:10,810 --> 00:06:12,690 Oh, thank you. That was very thoughtful. 102 00:06:13,390 --> 00:06:14,610 Well, it's the thought that counts. 103 00:06:15,770 --> 00:06:17,210 Listen, let me ask you something. 104 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:19,810 What are you really doing this weekend? 105 00:06:21,110 --> 00:06:22,110 You really want to know? 106 00:06:22,530 --> 00:06:23,530 Sure. 107 00:06:25,650 --> 00:06:27,250 You promise you won't tell anyone? 108 00:06:28,150 --> 00:06:29,150 Scouts honor. 109 00:06:30,030 --> 00:06:31,510 To road test my new jack. 110 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:47,020 Boy, if only I had some wheels. 111 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:48,280 You got wheels. 112 00:06:48,300 --> 00:06:49,300 Two of them. 113 00:06:49,540 --> 00:06:51,700 Oh, check out that action. 114 00:06:58,340 --> 00:07:02,440 Yeah, look at that. Four on the floor, mag wheels, 8 -track Spherio. 115 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,220 You know, there's not a lot you can do on a 10 -speed. 116 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:07,580 Yeah, you can do zilch on a 10 -speed. 117 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:11,480 Man, if we had us some wheels, we could bum a couple of six -packs and really 118 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:13,160 have a party. Oh, yes. 119 00:07:13,740 --> 00:07:15,180 Hey, Bradford, you ever get ripped? 120 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:17,520 Yeah, sure, lots of times. 121 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:19,300 Yeah? How much can you hold? 122 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:21,060 Oh, I can hold my own. 123 00:07:21,660 --> 00:07:23,900 Hey, uh, we're not talking about milk, Tom. 124 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:25,559 That's right. 125 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:28,720 Somehow a little guy like you doesn't impress me as much as a drinking man. 126 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:31,480 Oh, Hera, I can keep up with you any day of the week. 127 00:07:31,940 --> 00:07:32,940 That so? 128 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:35,400 Well, why don't we have ourselves a little party? 129 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:36,600 Find out. 130 00:07:37,380 --> 00:07:38,420 Sure, it's fun with me. 131 00:07:39,180 --> 00:07:40,860 You got a big brother with a place, don't you? 132 00:07:41,810 --> 00:07:43,150 You see, that's right. 133 00:07:44,010 --> 00:07:47,310 He'd lay his pad on you for the night. I mean, what are big brothers for? 134 00:07:47,870 --> 00:07:49,890 Think he'd come through for us Saturday night? 135 00:07:50,230 --> 00:07:51,230 Yeah, sure, why not? 136 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:55,550 Dynamite! You take care of the place, I'll take care of the beer. 137 00:07:55,910 --> 00:07:58,090 And we'll find out just who can own how much. 138 00:07:58,410 --> 00:07:59,410 Right, Tommy boy? 139 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:15,440 Don't worry. 140 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:16,840 I'll tell him, yeah. 141 00:08:17,260 --> 00:08:18,720 Okay. Bye -bye. 142 00:08:22,220 --> 00:08:23,220 Mr. 143 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:29,540 Bradford, have I ever told you what I like least about my job? 144 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:32,419 No, but I have a feeling that you're about to. 145 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:36,620 Yeah. You see, I don't mind running to the bank for you, and I don't mind 146 00:08:36,620 --> 00:08:39,240 confirming your dentist appointments, and I don't even mind going to court for 147 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:40,559 you to pay your parking tickets, but... 148 00:08:40,940 --> 00:08:45,080 Why is it that every other Thursday I spend half the day arranging your poker 149 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:47,860 game? Oh, that's because you like me. 150 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:49,120 Oh, right. 151 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:52,900 Yeah. Is the game all set for tomorrow night? No, it's been switched to 152 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:56,560 night. Jim Miller, Phil Hogan, and Dr. Maxwell can't make it Friday night. 153 00:08:56,760 --> 00:08:59,960 Saturday night? I'm supposed to take Abby to a movie and dinner. 154 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:03,200 Well, you're not going to let a little thing like an evening with your wife get 155 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:04,920 in the way of your bimonthly poker game, are you? 156 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:07,580 No, no, she'll understand. 157 00:09:08,750 --> 00:09:09,750 Of course she'll understand. 158 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:12,190 Why wouldn't she understand? 159 00:09:12,710 --> 00:09:13,770 You want to say one thing? 160 00:09:14,130 --> 00:09:17,390 If I ever get arrested for running a bookie service out of this office, 161 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:18,390 bail me out of jail? 162 00:09:18,970 --> 00:09:20,210 Any time, day or night. 163 00:09:20,450 --> 00:09:21,450 Uh -huh, you're a peach. 164 00:09:21,870 --> 00:09:24,330 Oh, and listen, do you know what else I'm going to do? What's that? 165 00:09:24,690 --> 00:09:27,550 Saturday night, at least once, I'm going to pull to an inside straight. 166 00:09:27,990 --> 00:09:28,990 Just for you. 167 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:33,630 Oh, you're a peach melba. 168 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:46,100 ask for our allowances this week. You know, it's a one -shot deal. Hey, that's 169 00:09:46,100 --> 00:09:48,480 so materialistic. Well, he needs some clothes. 170 00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:49,980 He certainly does. 171 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:53,460 Oh, come on. He's got a closet full of birthday presents he never wears. Abby, 172 00:09:53,540 --> 00:09:57,160 the problem is that we've never quite been able to match his taste in wearing 173 00:09:57,160 --> 00:10:02,060 apparel. He sort of goes for that 1952 early Eisenhower look. 174 00:10:04,260 --> 00:10:07,780 Wait a second. 175 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:11,680 Wait a second. Where does it say in the books that we have to buy him something? 176 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:12,759 It's his birthday. 177 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:16,460 I know it's his birthday, but why can't we give him something? 178 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:17,880 Like a day. 179 00:10:18,020 --> 00:10:19,100 Father's Day's in June. 180 00:10:19,420 --> 00:10:21,380 Abby, I know that, but why wait? 181 00:10:21,620 --> 00:10:27,220 I mean, I bet Dad would love a day. I mean, one whole day when nobody bothered 182 00:10:27,220 --> 00:10:29,400 him, nobody badgered him, nobody made noise. 183 00:10:29,700 --> 00:10:30,700 What are you suggesting? 184 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:35,540 I'm suggesting that on Sunday we give him a present of a whole day when he can 185 00:10:35,540 --> 00:10:40,980 forget that he's got a wife and eight kids. I mean, we all know that Dad loves 186 00:10:40,980 --> 00:10:41,980 us, right? 187 00:10:42,199 --> 00:10:44,840 But we also know we're a little hard to take sometimes. 188 00:10:45,540 --> 00:10:46,540 All the time. 189 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:50,280 So we should all split for a day? No, Elizabeth, we shouldn't split. 190 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:53,760 We should just be seen and not heard, you know? 191 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:57,060 Wait on him hand and foot, treat him like a king in his castle. 192 00:10:58,940 --> 00:11:02,900 That's not a bad idea, you know? One perfect day of self -indulgent bliss. 193 00:11:03,380 --> 00:11:04,920 We could start with breakfast in bed. 194 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:08,000 Yeah, and we won't mess up the Sunday paper, huh? I won't let him watch the 195 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,000 football game in peace. 196 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:10,540 And we can wash his car for him. 197 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:12,300 Right. I mean, it's nirvana. 198 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:15,020 What more could a man ask for? 199 00:11:15,620 --> 00:11:19,580 Listen, I wouldn't even ask if it wasn't important, but I'm not the only one 200 00:11:19,580 --> 00:11:22,560 involved. I mean, if it was only me, I'd say, forget it! 201 00:11:22,910 --> 00:11:23,910 But I can't be selfish. 202 00:11:24,130 --> 00:11:26,530 I mean, I go back a long way with this, people. 203 00:11:26,790 --> 00:11:31,070 This game started at Hank Fortinetta's apartment ten years ago. We've been 204 00:11:31,070 --> 00:11:34,690 playing every other Friday since then. Come rain or come shine. It's fine with 205 00:11:34,690 --> 00:11:37,330 me, Tom. Here's what I thought we could do. Now, listen to me closely, I'll tell 206 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:38,209 you. Okay? 207 00:11:38,210 --> 00:11:41,790 Instead of having dinner and then going to the movies on Saturday night, we 208 00:11:41,790 --> 00:11:45,190 could do it on Friday night when there's no line in front of the movie and all 209 00:11:45,190 --> 00:11:49,050 that. Sure. Then we can come out of the movie, we have it waited on a line. 210 00:11:49,130 --> 00:11:50,130 What? 211 00:11:51,100 --> 00:11:54,300 It's okay with me, Tom. We can go to the movie Friday night instead of Saturday 212 00:11:54,300 --> 00:11:55,820 night. There's no problem. 213 00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:57,480 There's no problem. 214 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:02,400 Oh, that's great. I knew that you would understand. Thanks, Abby. I appreciate 215 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:03,239 it very much. 216 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:04,240 That's terrific. 217 00:12:04,420 --> 00:12:07,540 Oh, listen. Guess what I'm going to do for you. At least once during the night, 218 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,800 I'm going to pull to an inside straight just for you. 219 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:12,280 You know why? 220 00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:15,560 Why? Because you're a peach melba. 221 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:32,520 David, I tell you, he's always underfoot. I can't get any privacy 222 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:34,920 all. The way I see it, you've got a simple choice. 223 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:38,620 Tough it out for five or six years or move into the garage. 224 00:12:39,220 --> 00:12:40,480 David, I'm serious. 225 00:12:40,980 --> 00:12:44,100 Look, can't you remember what a brat I was at Nicholas's age? 226 00:12:44,540 --> 00:12:48,460 Hey, look, I've already had several offers for this apartment, which have 227 00:12:48,460 --> 00:12:54,140 very difficult to refuse, including Foxy Malone, 5 '5", redhead. David, I'm your 228 00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:56,860 brother. Well, Foxy was offered by one of my sisters. 229 00:12:57,380 --> 00:13:00,300 Look. David, brothers are different. 230 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:03,960 All right, look. 231 00:13:04,820 --> 00:13:05,900 I'm going to level with you. 232 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:11,740 It's... Geometry. 233 00:13:12,980 --> 00:13:13,980 Geometry? 234 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:15,460 Yeah. 235 00:13:15,900 --> 00:13:20,040 I'm in trouble, David. I mean, really big trouble. If I don't pass that 236 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:22,000 next week, I'm heading for that big F in the sky. 237 00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:26,690 Look, I've already turned down Joni and Susan and Nancy and Elizabeth. What 238 00:13:26,690 --> 00:13:28,170 would I tell them? They don't have to know. 239 00:13:28,370 --> 00:13:31,450 I won't say a word. And I promise to use the place only during the daytime. 240 00:13:32,690 --> 00:13:33,690 I don't know. 241 00:13:34,270 --> 00:13:37,010 Lending out my apartment is a pretty bad precedent to set. 242 00:13:37,330 --> 00:13:40,050 Oh, come on, David. Just this once. I'm really in a jam. 243 00:13:42,590 --> 00:13:43,910 Think you'll have time for a load of laundry? 244 00:13:44,510 --> 00:13:48,270 Sure. All right. There's two weeks accumulation at the bottom of the closet 245 00:13:48,270 --> 00:13:49,330 the key is under the mat in the front. 246 00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:52,040 Oh, oh, David, I really appreciate this. 247 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:56,420 David, boy, I really appreciate this. You know, I'll never forget this. I'm 248 00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:58,960 really... Just don't eat me out of house and home. 249 00:13:59,340 --> 00:14:00,340 Oh, it's a thing. 250 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:04,100 Oh, David, thank... Oh, man, you're great. Anytime you need something. 251 00:14:04,340 --> 00:14:08,100 David, just let me know. If you need anything, your van washed, your shoe 252 00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:11,740 anything, clean up your apartment, just let me know, and I'll never forget this. 253 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:13,420 Okay? Okay, okay. 254 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:16,320 All right. Oh, David, thank you. 255 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:17,880 See you later. 256 00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:19,140 I won't forget this. 257 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:39,720 Anyway, Nicholas, we thought we'd give him a day of quiet. 258 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:42,200 Huh? 259 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:45,220 Come on, Nicholas. Your father will love it. 260 00:14:46,030 --> 00:14:49,710 What kind of present is a day of quiet? It's a very nice present. 261 00:14:50,130 --> 00:14:51,210 Look at it this way, Nicholas. 262 00:14:51,630 --> 00:14:53,150 You won't have to raid your piggy bank. 263 00:14:55,190 --> 00:14:56,490 It won't fit you back a penny. 264 00:15:02,350 --> 00:15:03,690 So, Tommy, what do you think? 265 00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:05,870 What? 266 00:15:06,050 --> 00:15:08,050 About your father's birthday present. What do you think? 267 00:15:10,950 --> 00:15:11,950 Yeah, fine. 268 00:15:12,339 --> 00:15:15,820 Okay, then, what we're going to do is... Abby, do you know where my poker shirt 269 00:15:15,820 --> 00:15:16,820 is? 270 00:15:17,540 --> 00:15:20,360 I didn't know about the poker shirt. I knew about the famous duck hunting 271 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,240 but I didn't know there was a famous poker shirt, too. 272 00:15:23,140 --> 00:15:26,580 Well, there is one. I only use it when I'm in a bad streak. I'm in a real bad 273 00:15:26,580 --> 00:15:29,360 one right now. If I don't take it to the poker game tonight, I'm going to wind 274 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:32,080 up going to the cleaners. Yeah, you know, that's not such a bad idea, Dad. 275 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:34,060 That shirt ought to be clean and burned. 276 00:15:35,180 --> 00:15:39,320 Uh, could you describe it? Yes, it's blue and yellow. With upside -down palm 277 00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:41,360 trees? That's it. Oh, it's in the wash. 278 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:42,960 Thank goodness. 279 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:47,640 What time does the Brothers of Hope thrift shop open? 280 00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:49,500 About nine. 281 00:15:50,460 --> 00:15:53,680 It's twenty after. Come on. Abby, you didn't. I did. 282 00:16:21,970 --> 00:16:24,230 Okay, it's cool, Jimbo. I've got my brother's place for tonight. 283 00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:28,010 Yeah. Well, how are we going to bum the beer? 284 00:16:29,930 --> 00:16:30,930 Are you sure? 285 00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:33,450 Okay. 286 00:16:33,530 --> 00:16:34,530 See you later. 287 00:16:35,010 --> 00:16:36,010 All right. 288 00:16:36,090 --> 00:16:37,090 So long. Bye. 289 00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:07,080 This is nice. 290 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:10,180 I have to have it. I have to go with it. Oh, excuse 291 00:17:10,180 --> 00:17:23,920 me. 292 00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:27,780 I'll be right with you as soon as I finish with her. I'm really sorry, but 293 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:30,780 urgent. Take a number. Ma 'am, can I talk to you about this blue shirt? 294 00:17:31,020 --> 00:17:33,240 This Hawaiian print? Yes, ma 'am. Isn't it smart? 295 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,960 And only a dollar and a half. Such a bargain. 296 00:17:36,260 --> 00:17:40,380 I'll give you $2 .50. Lady, you're interfering with a sale. Oh, I'm really 297 00:17:40,380 --> 00:17:44,280 sorry, but see, this is my husband's favorite golf shirt. 298 00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:48,860 And you can't sink a putt without it. Well, it's so snazzy. I know Walter's 299 00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:53,160 going to adore it. Yes, ma 'am, I'll give you $3 for it. She has to buy it 300 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:57,520 first. Then you can buy it from her outside the store. Well, I'll give you 301 00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:58,520 .50. 302 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,000 $2 .50? 303 00:18:01,420 --> 00:18:03,580 Okay, $2 .50, $2 .50, and you $3? 304 00:18:04,460 --> 00:18:08,120 Well, it would go so beautifully with Walter's striped trousers. 305 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:09,560 $4. 306 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:11,600 Well, I don't know. 307 00:18:12,340 --> 00:18:16,400 $5, and that's my final offer, okay? Going once, going twice, sold to the 308 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:17,640 in purple for $7. 309 00:18:19,429 --> 00:18:20,429 $5 .60. 310 00:18:20,610 --> 00:18:21,970 Tom, that's terrible. 311 00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:27,830 I know, I know. $1 .75 two weeks ago, $3 .85 last month. I'm taking a real bath. 312 00:18:28,170 --> 00:18:31,430 Well, with your lucky poker shirt, the tide is bound to turn. Yeah, well, I 313 00:18:31,430 --> 00:18:32,430 can't lose tonight. 314 00:18:33,650 --> 00:18:36,730 Don't wait up for me. The big winners have to stay till the very end. Listen, 315 00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:41,570 don't keep any kickers and don't pull any inside straights. Only once, my 316 00:18:42,050 --> 00:18:43,050 Only once. 317 00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:57,100 Look, you can practice being quiet for tomorrow by starting tonight. 318 00:18:57,900 --> 00:18:59,360 Boy, that's real dumb. 319 00:18:59,580 --> 00:19:01,520 Who needs to practice being quiet? 320 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:02,840 You do. 321 00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:04,920 Oh, look, Casablanca's on tonight. 322 00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:08,580 Oh, terrific, Jenny. You've only seen it 28 times. 323 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:10,280 Oh, I know. It's so great. 324 00:19:10,620 --> 00:19:14,680 I mean, that ending is so beautiful, don't you think? I mean, you never 325 00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:19,220 know who she loves best, do you? I mean, there they are at the airport, and 326 00:19:19,220 --> 00:19:22,460 Ingrid Bergman's looking from one to the other. 327 00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:28,330 And then the fog's rolling in and the music's welling up and the plane engines 328 00:19:28,330 --> 00:19:29,530 are going, you know. Who 329 00:19:29,530 --> 00:19:35,550 am I? 330 00:19:35,970 --> 00:19:36,970 Mae West. 331 00:19:39,330 --> 00:19:40,430 Mary Poppins. 332 00:19:41,470 --> 00:19:45,810 Wait a second, wait a second. I know who you are. You're Nancy Bradford. Cute. 333 00:19:46,490 --> 00:19:47,650 I'll give you a hint, you guys. 334 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:02,800 I'm Carmen the Gypsy. That's who. 335 00:20:03,540 --> 00:20:05,280 Oh, that's right. That's quite the offering. 336 00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:11,820 So obvious. You're Carmen. You're right. But where'd you get that costume? 337 00:20:12,780 --> 00:20:14,520 I got it at the thrift store. Isn't it cute? 338 00:20:14,740 --> 00:20:17,460 Yeah. I'm going to a costume party tonight. 339 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:19,640 Don't pick up any Spanish bullfighters, Carmen. 340 00:20:20,140 --> 00:20:21,140 Oh, Mary. 341 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:23,240 Adios. 342 00:20:25,470 --> 00:20:26,470 I'll do. 343 00:20:32,130 --> 00:20:33,750 Tommy, you going to a fight? 344 00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:35,150 Uh, what? 345 00:20:35,550 --> 00:20:37,830 Uh, you just seem to be in a terrible hurry. 346 00:20:38,410 --> 00:20:40,910 Oh, yeah, I'm just going over to Kenny's to watch a basketball game. 347 00:20:41,130 --> 00:20:42,290 Oh, well, what time will you be home? 348 00:20:43,090 --> 00:20:44,090 Uh, 12. 349 00:20:45,510 --> 00:20:46,510 Bye. 350 00:20:46,650 --> 00:20:47,650 Um, Tom, Tom. 351 00:20:47,850 --> 00:20:51,830 What? Um, yeah, I just want to remind you that tomorrow's Dad's birthday. 352 00:20:53,350 --> 00:20:54,350 Yeah, so? 353 00:20:55,270 --> 00:20:56,270 So, yeah. 354 00:20:57,410 --> 00:20:58,450 All right. Okay. 355 00:21:03,390 --> 00:21:07,210 All right, men, get ready, because tonight I'm red hot and raring to go. 356 00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:11,130 Every once in a while, everyone gets hot, Tom. Even you. 357 00:21:11,390 --> 00:21:14,970 Yeah, sure, but tonight is different because tonight I have my lucky poker 358 00:21:14,970 --> 00:21:16,210 on. Is that what that is? 359 00:21:16,450 --> 00:21:17,810 Do you need a license to wear that? 360 00:21:20,490 --> 00:21:21,870 Anybody bring a pair of sunglasses? 361 00:21:22,630 --> 00:21:24,710 I gotta look at that rag all night long. 362 00:21:25,030 --> 00:21:28,930 Very funny. We'll see who's laughing at the end of the night. Because tonight, 363 00:21:29,070 --> 00:21:33,010 not only do I have on my lucky poker shirt, but tomorrow is my birthday. 364 00:21:33,210 --> 00:21:36,550 Between this shirt and my birthday, you guys don't have a chance. 365 00:21:36,930 --> 00:21:37,930 Tom. 366 00:21:38,270 --> 00:21:39,910 What? Shut up and deal. 367 00:21:40,450 --> 00:21:41,790 All right. All right. 368 00:21:42,570 --> 00:21:44,470 Okay, man, everybody answer your dime. 369 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:49,300 This is going to be seven -card stud, high -low. Straights and flushes go both 370 00:21:49,300 --> 00:21:53,760 ways. Two burns at the end for a dime apiece and a quarter for a window. 371 00:21:54,540 --> 00:21:55,540 Are you excited? 372 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:57,260 Oh, yeah. You have no chance. 373 00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,200 Hey, you guys. 374 00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:02,840 Okay, here he is. You guys split. 375 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:05,440 Are you sure this thing's going to work? Never fail. 376 00:22:05,660 --> 00:22:07,620 Just be sure to run that shower real loud. 377 00:22:08,220 --> 00:22:09,220 Go. 378 00:22:30,220 --> 00:22:31,220 for David Bradford? 379 00:22:31,620 --> 00:22:32,620 Oh, yeah, right. 380 00:22:32,700 --> 00:22:36,560 I got a couple of six packs of beer here and some cigars for your father. 381 00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:38,620 Yeah, well, he's in the shower. 382 00:22:38,980 --> 00:22:40,200 He asked me to pay him. 383 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:43,400 You know, I'm not supposed to sell beer to anyone under 21. 384 00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:45,720 Oh, well, that's okay with me. 385 00:22:49,980 --> 00:22:51,820 But he does take a pretty long shower. 386 00:22:55,940 --> 00:22:57,800 Well, I guess it's all right. Great. 387 00:22:58,410 --> 00:23:00,290 Here you go, and keep the change. 388 00:23:00,490 --> 00:23:01,429 Oh, thank you. 389 00:23:01,430 --> 00:23:02,430 Sir. 390 00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:04,090 Good night. 391 00:23:04,210 --> 00:23:05,210 Night. 392 00:23:08,050 --> 00:23:11,650 All right, you turkeys, get out of the shower and get your tails in here. 393 00:23:12,530 --> 00:23:13,530 Let's go. 394 00:23:15,150 --> 00:23:16,150 Let's go. 395 00:23:16,270 --> 00:23:17,910 Let's get down to some drinking. 396 00:23:18,710 --> 00:23:19,710 All right. 397 00:23:51,530 --> 00:23:54,410 Hey, I better get him to bed. He can't die after the first kiss. 398 00:24:06,590 --> 00:24:12,310 Hey, hey, who's this? 399 00:24:13,670 --> 00:24:17,250 I would like to say a word about Decorum. 400 00:24:31,850 --> 00:24:37,450 This is the way it's gonna be we're gonna have some words here about you 401 00:25:38,410 --> 00:25:39,410 I'll take one. 402 00:25:48,110 --> 00:25:49,110 Your bet. 403 00:26:09,230 --> 00:26:13,590 Your dime, and I raise you a quarter. 404 00:26:16,330 --> 00:26:20,530 Gee, I hate to do this to you on your birthday, Tom, but I'll just see your 405 00:26:20,530 --> 00:26:22,930 quarter and bump you a quarter. 406 00:26:28,270 --> 00:26:29,270 Too rich for me. 407 00:26:31,550 --> 00:26:34,950 Max, you'd better up your malpractice insurance. 408 00:26:35,810 --> 00:26:38,230 Because not only do I see your quarter, 409 00:26:39,470 --> 00:26:42,010 But I raise you another quarter. 410 00:26:43,610 --> 00:26:45,590 I think maybe I'd just better see what you got. 411 00:26:46,290 --> 00:26:47,290 Call. 412 00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:49,690 Read them and weep. 413 00:26:49,970 --> 00:26:52,610 I have a straight to the ace. I'm sorry. 414 00:26:54,890 --> 00:26:57,930 All blue, five diamonds. 415 00:26:58,170 --> 00:27:00,170 You see, at this table, flush beats straight. 416 00:27:01,890 --> 00:27:03,210 That's a nice shirt you got there. 417 00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:21,340 Are you sure you heard him right on the phone? 418 00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:24,660 Yes, I'm sure I heard him right on the phone. He was definitely talking about 419 00:27:24,660 --> 00:27:25,660 beer. 420 00:27:26,060 --> 00:27:27,560 Susan, maybe you'll only have one or two. 421 00:27:28,180 --> 00:27:29,079 You'll be okay. 422 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:31,780 Oh, well, then why isn't he home yet, Joanie? I mean, any minute now, Abby's 423 00:27:31,780 --> 00:27:34,560 going to check his room, find he's not there, and he broke curfew, and then 424 00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:36,220 what? You want to tell her? 425 00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:39,860 No, I do not want to tell her. You know we don't squeal on each other. 426 00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:41,080 I know. 427 00:27:41,940 --> 00:27:42,940 So? 428 00:27:45,700 --> 00:27:46,700 Wait. 429 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,040 They could have a car. 430 00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:49,250 Oh, a car. Great. 431 00:27:50,450 --> 00:27:51,369 Okay, listen. 432 00:27:51,370 --> 00:27:54,150 Listen, we'll go downstairs and we'll call David's apartment and just tell him 433 00:27:54,150 --> 00:27:55,150 to come home right away. 434 00:27:55,350 --> 00:27:56,350 All right? 435 00:27:56,750 --> 00:28:00,170 I mean, who knows? Maybe Abby's asleep and... Well, it's worth a try. Come on. 436 00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:28,640 David Bradford here, and I'm available. 437 00:28:29,540 --> 00:28:30,540 Tommy? 438 00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:32,520 Who's this? 439 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:35,800 Hey, sweetheart, what do you say we fall for a little decor? 440 00:28:37,660 --> 00:28:38,660 He's drunk. 441 00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:41,040 Um, Tommy, listen, this is Susan. 442 00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:44,660 Susie! Susie Cuckums! Hey, guys, it's Susie Q! 443 00:28:45,020 --> 00:28:46,020 What do you say? 444 00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:49,580 Hey, ask her if she wants to fall by for a party. Big, big party. 445 00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:52,180 Tommy, this is your sister, Susan Cuckums, baby. 446 00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:56,380 Hey, hey, uh, listen, sweetie, uh, we're having a party. What do you say? 447 00:28:56,880 --> 00:29:00,940 Tommy, Tommy, this is Joanie. Now you get home right now or you're in trouble. 448 00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:01,940 Joanie! 449 00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:03,360 Joanie, hey! 450 00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:04,520 What do you say? 451 00:29:04,980 --> 00:29:07,300 Hey, hey, listen, sweetie. 452 00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:12,140 We're having a party. Oh, boy. 453 00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:15,280 Drunk, drunk, drunk. 454 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:17,660 Boy, he is really bad off. 455 00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:20,680 I'm worried. 456 00:29:21,020 --> 00:29:22,020 Me too. 457 00:29:31,980 --> 00:29:33,420 want us to go with you? Yeah, I'm sure. 458 00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:35,160 Well, what about calling Dad? 459 00:29:35,660 --> 00:29:38,540 Oh, come on, it's his birthday and he's having a good time. Let's just let him 460 00:29:38,540 --> 00:29:39,740 have a little peace for a change. 461 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:44,020 Uh, Abby, do you think you can handle it? 462 00:29:47,860 --> 00:29:48,860 Why not? 463 00:29:50,060 --> 00:29:52,740 Well, I mean, I just meant that you're new at this, that's all. 464 00:29:54,220 --> 00:29:55,220 Yeah, I'm new at this. 465 00:29:59,980 --> 00:30:02,240 But, you know, I'm getting a little tired of being new at this. 466 00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:06,500 There is more to being a parent than making peanut butter sandwiches all the 467 00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:10,060 time. Oh, Abby, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to criticize you. Yes, you did. 468 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:18,120 But, look, I understand this is important, and you're not sure that I'm 469 00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:18,939 handle this. 470 00:30:18,940 --> 00:30:20,160 And, well, 471 00:30:21,100 --> 00:30:22,200 I'll let you in on a little secret. 472 00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:26,100 I'm not sure I am either, but it's about time we all found out, right? 473 00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:30,280 Good luck. 474 00:31:30,929 --> 00:31:36,090 Hello. Oh, Mrs., uh... Bradford. 475 00:31:36,390 --> 00:31:39,430 Bradford, right, right. Well, I appreciate you giving me a call. 476 00:31:39,810 --> 00:31:42,430 Looks like the boys got a little out of hand here. 477 00:31:42,690 --> 00:31:46,530 Oh, yes, I would say just a little, yeah. Well, boys will be boys. 478 00:31:47,630 --> 00:31:49,190 Oh, is that what it is? 479 00:31:50,070 --> 00:31:52,870 Do you think that boys could be boys without getting drunk? 480 00:31:53,630 --> 00:31:55,170 Ah, they'll sleep it off. 481 00:31:55,590 --> 00:31:56,590 Won't kill them. 482 00:31:57,370 --> 00:32:00,190 Matter of fact, it might put a little hair on their chest, huh? 483 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:05,680 Hey, listen, if there's any damage here to your apartment, I'd be glad if... Oh, 484 00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:09,680 no, no, that won't be necessary, Mr... O 'Hara, Jack O 'Hara. Jack O 'Hara. 485 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,040 Well, I'll get him up. 486 00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:16,020 Hey, come on. Hey, Jimbo, Red, come on, Carrot Top, get up. Come on, wake up. 487 00:32:16,140 --> 00:32:19,980 Come on, on you. Come on. Get on your feet. Jenny, come on, boy. 488 00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:22,560 Jenny, come on, Jenny. Up and at them. 489 00:32:22,820 --> 00:32:23,820 Party's over. 490 00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:25,360 Come on, party's over. Let's go. 491 00:32:26,500 --> 00:32:28,180 I made you happy. I won't buy it. 492 00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:30,400 Thanks a lot, Mrs. 493 00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:32,500 Bradford. Bradford, right. 494 00:32:32,740 --> 00:32:35,560 Could you open the door here? Oh, yes, I absolutely should. Thank you. 495 00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:39,320 Come on, Jimbo. You'll feel better in a minute. Good night, Mrs. Bradford. Bye. 496 00:33:19,550 --> 00:33:20,550 Abby. Here. 497 00:33:24,010 --> 00:33:25,170 You're not going to tell Dad, are you? 498 00:33:26,590 --> 00:33:29,170 Why don't you let me make that decision, okay? 499 00:33:29,390 --> 00:33:30,289 Oh, sure, Abby. 500 00:33:30,290 --> 00:33:34,410 It's just that... Well, you know, we all kind of stick together. Yeah, I know. 501 00:33:34,770 --> 00:33:36,990 It's hard. Let's go to bed. Your dad will be home soon. 502 00:33:37,810 --> 00:33:38,810 Night. Night. 503 00:34:34,989 --> 00:34:36,330 Nicholas, look what you made me do. 504 00:34:36,909 --> 00:34:37,909 I'm sorry. 505 00:34:38,150 --> 00:34:39,310 What a mess. 506 00:34:40,690 --> 00:34:41,690 Right. 507 00:34:42,230 --> 00:34:43,989 You never saw me do this, right? 508 00:34:44,489 --> 00:34:45,630 A little to Benedict. 509 00:34:46,550 --> 00:34:48,409 In a manner of speaking, yes. 510 00:34:49,389 --> 00:34:51,250 Abby, Tommy won't get up. 511 00:34:52,570 --> 00:34:55,489 Oh, Nicholas, I want you to do me a favor, okay? 512 00:34:56,590 --> 00:35:01,890 I want you to be real, real quiet around Tommy today and stay out of the room as 513 00:35:01,890 --> 00:35:03,030 much as possible, all right? 514 00:35:03,390 --> 00:35:04,910 But it's not... It's not his birthday. 515 00:35:05,190 --> 00:35:09,230 Yeah, but he has to, um... He has to study all day today. 516 00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:12,730 On Sunday? 517 00:35:13,010 --> 00:35:14,550 Yeah, he's got a big, big test tomorrow. 518 00:35:14,790 --> 00:35:18,130 Now, why don't you run out and get the paper and, uh, don't mess it up. 519 00:35:19,430 --> 00:35:21,590 Boy, what a crazy Sunday. 520 00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:59,520 Happy birthday to you. 521 00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:02,240 Happy birthday to you. 522 00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:07,760 Happy birthday, dear Thomas. Happy birthday to you. Oh, thank you. What is 523 00:36:07,940 --> 00:36:10,660 This is room service. Breakfast in bed for the birthday boy. 524 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,280 Hey, what do you know? 525 00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:15,600 Boy, oh boy, that's a wonderful thing. 526 00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:16,880 Yeah. 527 00:36:17,230 --> 00:36:19,550 I hope you still think so after you've tried it. 528 00:36:19,970 --> 00:36:20,970 Eggs Benedict? 529 00:36:21,210 --> 00:36:22,410 Yeah. That is wonderful. 530 00:36:22,850 --> 00:36:24,390 And this is freshly squeezed? 531 00:36:25,010 --> 00:36:26,010 Hmm. 532 00:36:26,750 --> 00:36:27,750 So it is. 533 00:36:27,870 --> 00:36:29,030 Yeah, I'm learning, huh? 534 00:36:29,370 --> 00:36:30,970 So are you ready for your birthday present? 535 00:36:31,410 --> 00:36:32,410 Sure. 536 00:36:33,890 --> 00:36:36,990 Mr. Thomas Bradford, you are king for a day. 537 00:36:37,690 --> 00:36:42,770 Huh? During your 24 -hour reign, you will have absolute peace and 538 00:36:42,810 --> 00:36:45,630 You will be waited on hand and foot by eight little elves. 539 00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:49,640 and the newspaper and the television set will be yours and all yours, and there 540 00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:54,060 will be no shouting or arguing or badgering or Bradfording of any kind. 541 00:36:54,180 --> 00:36:55,200 what do you think? 542 00:36:56,180 --> 00:37:01,040 Oh, boy, that's an original birthday present. Yeah, yeah, the kids thought it 543 00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:02,040 up. Huh. 544 00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:05,560 Well, if there's anything you want, just ring. 545 00:37:10,020 --> 00:37:11,580 Would you like this watch, sir? 546 00:37:12,860 --> 00:37:13,779 Uh, no. 547 00:37:13,780 --> 00:37:15,160 Would you do me a favor? 548 00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:18,260 Sure. Give that to the goodwill. 549 00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:33,760 Ready yet? 550 00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:51,200 Hey, happy birthday, Dad. Oh, thank you. Hey, what's the coffee and ice pack 551 00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:52,200 for? 552 00:37:53,660 --> 00:37:54,660 Ice pack? 553 00:37:57,140 --> 00:38:02,260 Um... It's a science experiment, Dad, for Tommy for school. 554 00:38:02,500 --> 00:38:07,020 See, we're helping him, uh... Real interesting, Dad. We're helping Tommy to 555 00:38:07,020 --> 00:38:12,060 the freezing point of, um... Coffee? Yeah, yeah, and we gotta run because 556 00:38:12,060 --> 00:38:15,020 otherwise the coffee will... I mean, the ice will melt. 557 00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:33,560 Tommy. 558 00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:38,440 Tommy. 559 00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:40,900 Hi. 560 00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:49,640 Come on, Tommy. 561 00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:51,260 You gotta wake up sometime. 562 00:38:51,740 --> 00:38:52,740 Yeah, Tommy. 563 00:38:53,700 --> 00:38:57,460 We brought the first aid. 564 00:38:58,740 --> 00:39:01,560 Rise and shine, killer. You had quite a night. 565 00:39:04,009 --> 00:39:05,009 It's okay. 566 00:39:05,030 --> 00:39:06,030 Oh, my gosh. 567 00:39:06,990 --> 00:39:07,769 Well, come on. 568 00:39:07,770 --> 00:39:08,770 Cheer up. 569 00:39:08,850 --> 00:39:09,850 Here you go. 570 00:39:10,290 --> 00:39:11,730 It's going to get worse before it does. 571 00:40:06,030 --> 00:40:08,990 brings them up for a third and long from the Cougars' own 20 -yard line. 572 00:40:10,490 --> 00:40:12,610 Critical third down player for the Cougars. 573 00:40:12,870 --> 00:40:14,010 The backs are split. 574 00:40:14,390 --> 00:40:16,190 Williams flanked out to the weak side. 575 00:40:16,510 --> 00:40:17,510 The snap. 576 00:40:17,710 --> 00:40:20,770 Klosky's fading back into the pocket, looking for a receiver. 577 00:40:20,990 --> 00:40:22,830 He's throwing long, and it's complete. 578 00:40:23,070 --> 00:40:24,090 The Williams with the 45. 579 00:40:49,900 --> 00:40:52,320 That puts the Cougars right back into this ballgame. 580 00:40:56,860 --> 00:40:57,860 Hiya, champ. 581 00:40:58,280 --> 00:40:59,280 Hi, Dad. 582 00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:00,600 Why are you whispering? 583 00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:03,440 Because I'm not allowed to talk. It's your birthday. 584 00:41:03,780 --> 00:41:08,060 Oh. Oh, yeah. Well, I appreciate the thought, but, I mean, you don't have to 585 00:41:08,060 --> 00:41:12,720 whisper. Oh, I... Oh, I don't? Thanks, Dad. 586 00:41:13,260 --> 00:41:15,100 Listen, where is Tommy? 587 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:16,960 He's studying. 588 00:41:17,300 --> 00:41:19,400 I mean, he's done... 589 00:41:20,710 --> 00:41:21,569 On Sunday? 590 00:41:21,570 --> 00:41:22,570 Yeah. 591 00:41:24,090 --> 00:41:27,850 Did you notice if he looked kind of grumpy and not so hot this morning? 592 00:41:29,030 --> 00:41:32,850 Boy, did he ever. He looked like he can use some Benedicts. 593 00:41:34,050 --> 00:41:39,050 Benedicts? Yeah, you know, Benedicts, about that guy when he drank too much, 594 00:41:39,090 --> 00:41:42,910 they gave him some kind of eggs that he liked, you know, with all this kind of 595 00:41:42,910 --> 00:41:43,910 stuff on it. 596 00:41:44,030 --> 00:41:46,510 Oh, of course, Benedicts. 597 00:41:48,490 --> 00:41:49,490 Nicholas. 598 00:41:50,779 --> 00:41:51,880 Maybe you'd better whisper. 599 00:41:57,060 --> 00:42:00,320 Abby, how many candles should I put on this? As few as possible. 600 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,000 21, maybe? 601 00:42:02,260 --> 00:42:04,900 Oh, no, at least 23. We don't want to embarrass David. 602 00:42:20,910 --> 00:42:22,010 Two glasses and two beers? 603 00:42:22,270 --> 00:42:23,550 Well, it is his birthday. 604 00:42:24,350 --> 00:42:25,930 Abby, you didn't tell him, did you? 605 00:42:26,350 --> 00:42:27,350 No. 606 00:42:30,190 --> 00:42:31,190 Who is it? 607 00:42:31,970 --> 00:42:34,830 Just a minute. 608 00:42:39,830 --> 00:42:40,830 Come in. 609 00:42:42,230 --> 00:42:43,230 Wow. 610 00:42:53,390 --> 00:42:54,410 dark in here, isn't it? 611 00:42:56,670 --> 00:42:57,670 Ah. 612 00:42:59,750 --> 00:43:00,750 That's better. 613 00:43:01,570 --> 00:43:02,570 Oh, boy. 614 00:43:03,250 --> 00:43:04,250 Lovely day out. 615 00:43:09,990 --> 00:43:10,990 What's that for? 616 00:43:11,070 --> 00:43:14,310 Oh, I thought that you and I would have a little drink together, you know, kind 617 00:43:14,310 --> 00:43:15,550 of man to man. 618 00:43:16,510 --> 00:43:17,750 Oh, no thanks, Dad. 619 00:43:18,010 --> 00:43:21,870 Oh, why not? It's all right. You're a man now. You're almost 16, right? 620 00:43:22,730 --> 00:43:23,730 I can't. 621 00:43:24,830 --> 00:43:26,930 Oh, come on. Why not? Is there anything wrong? 622 00:43:32,950 --> 00:43:37,690 Look, how about a quickie? You know, a hair of the dog that bit you? 623 00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:40,450 Dad, please. 624 00:43:42,510 --> 00:43:43,850 It's not very funny, huh? 625 00:43:46,150 --> 00:43:47,150 Beer? 626 00:43:48,670 --> 00:43:51,170 Well, a couple of the guys and I got together and... 627 00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:54,200 And now you feel like a man? 628 00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:56,600 I feel awful. 629 00:43:59,240 --> 00:44:03,860 You know, half of me wants to take you and knock some sense into you. 630 00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:06,960 But the other half is sharing that headache. 631 00:44:10,100 --> 00:44:16,360 Tommy, being a man doesn't mean seeing if you can drink more than your friends 632 00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:19,040 or drive faster or win at poker. 633 00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:22,280 Or any of those things that we think it means when we're young. 634 00:44:23,720 --> 00:44:26,900 What it means is... 635 00:44:26,900 --> 00:44:33,680 Oh, shucks. I don't know what it really 636 00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:34,700 does mean exactly. 637 00:44:36,340 --> 00:44:40,500 I'll tell you one thing. It has nothing to do with being able to hold more beer 638 00:44:40,500 --> 00:44:41,500 than your friends. 639 00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:42,720 I know that. 640 00:44:44,060 --> 00:44:45,060 No, you don't. 641 00:44:45,220 --> 00:44:46,220 Not yet. 642 00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:47,800 But you will. 643 00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:51,440 You're just beginning to try to make sense out of all the confusion. 644 00:44:52,540 --> 00:44:53,540 But you will. 645 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:55,760 Slowly, gradually. 646 00:44:56,780 --> 00:45:00,100 And one day you're going to go into your son's room when he gets drunk for the 647 00:45:00,100 --> 00:45:01,100 first time. 648 00:45:01,300 --> 00:45:04,740 And you're going to try to tell him what I'm trying to tell you. 649 00:45:06,720 --> 00:45:09,080 But the words won't come out. 650 00:45:10,620 --> 00:45:11,620 Only the feeling. 651 00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:14,740 It's not easy being a man, Tommy. 652 00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:25,520 Oh, hey, Dad. 653 00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:27,520 Happy birthday. 654 00:45:27,900 --> 00:45:29,640 Oh, thanks a lot. 655 00:45:30,580 --> 00:45:35,520 Oh, and listen, Tommy, keep the ice bag right above the eyes. Make him feel a 656 00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:36,520 lot better. 657 00:46:04,650 --> 00:46:05,690 How long has he been up there? 658 00:46:05,930 --> 00:46:06,930 A long time. 659 00:46:06,950 --> 00:46:11,330 And he took two beers with him? And two glasses. Girls, I want noise. 660 00:46:11,730 --> 00:46:17,490 Huh? I want noise. I want to be bothered, aggravated, irritated, and 661 00:46:17,490 --> 00:46:18,490 Do you understand? 662 00:46:18,930 --> 00:46:20,850 Uh, sure, Dad. 663 00:46:22,790 --> 00:46:23,790 Very good. 664 00:46:26,310 --> 00:46:27,310 Huh? 665 00:46:27,670 --> 00:46:30,630 Nicholas, make noise. 666 00:46:33,270 --> 00:46:34,290 Yell for Elizabeth. 667 00:46:38,410 --> 00:46:41,150 Elizabeth! Oh, no, no, that won't do. Louder! 668 00:46:43,990 --> 00:46:44,990 Elizabeth! 669 00:46:45,450 --> 00:46:49,270 That's better. Now run and tell Elizabeth and tell your sister Nancy to 670 00:46:49,270 --> 00:46:50,430 making noise immediately. 671 00:46:52,570 --> 00:46:54,450 No, no, no, run! Don't walk! 672 00:46:57,210 --> 00:47:01,170 Boy, oh, boy. My son has a hangover and nobody tells me about it. 673 00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:03,580 Oh, well, Tom, we just didn't want to bother you, that's all. 674 00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:04,800 Bother me? 675 00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:07,500 What's gotten into you? 676 00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:12,080 Quiet. This house is driving me crazy all day long. I feel like a stranger 677 00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:12,839 around here. 678 00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:16,600 Everybody's tiptoeing around, acting like a nice, quiet little family. 679 00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:18,400 Well, we thought that's what you wanted. 680 00:47:18,660 --> 00:47:22,960 No, we're not a nice, quiet little family. We are a big, large, loud, noisy 681 00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:26,660 family. But we thought that one day a year you wouldn't mind a little quiet. 682 00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:29,040 It's a nice thought. It's a wonderful thought. 683 00:47:29,420 --> 00:47:30,420 It's not us. 684 00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:34,680 That's right. 685 00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:36,400 Isn't that beautiful? 686 00:47:37,220 --> 00:47:38,220 It is. 687 00:47:42,500 --> 00:47:44,920 Music to my ears. 688 00:47:51,220 --> 00:47:51,660 Thank 689 00:47:51,660 --> 00:47:58,460 you. 690 00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:02,040 Thank you, one and all. Thank you for the birthday present, even though I had 691 00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:03,360 a... hard time enjoying it. 692 00:48:04,020 --> 00:48:07,880 Hey, I think I'm going to take a piece off the tummy. Oh, that's a good idea. 693 00:48:08,180 --> 00:48:09,180 There you go. 694 00:48:09,420 --> 00:48:12,940 When is Tommy going to be done studying? Soon, Nicholas, soon. 695 00:48:13,460 --> 00:48:16,660 Boy, he ought to get 200 % on that exam. 696 00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:18,760 Nicholas, eat your cake. 697 00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:20,200 Noisily. 698 00:48:30,730 --> 00:48:32,570 Thought you might want a piece of Dad's birthday cake. 699 00:48:33,570 --> 00:48:34,570 No, thanks. 700 00:48:35,370 --> 00:48:36,370 David, I'm sorry. 701 00:48:36,810 --> 00:48:37,769 Art's cool. 702 00:48:37,770 --> 00:48:40,690 Joanie and Susan straightened the place up. Yeah, but I lied to you. 703 00:48:41,150 --> 00:48:44,650 Tell you the truth, I never bought the story about the geometry exam. 704 00:48:46,330 --> 00:48:48,190 Then why'd you let me have the apartment? 705 00:48:48,490 --> 00:48:51,090 Well, that's what big brothers are for, to keep you off the streets. 706 00:48:53,470 --> 00:48:55,330 Anyway, it looks like you paid the price. 707 00:48:55,750 --> 00:48:56,750 Pretty bad head? 708 00:48:59,470 --> 00:49:00,470 The pits. 709 00:49:01,930 --> 00:49:04,250 Hey, listen, how am I going to explain this to Nicholas? 710 00:49:04,850 --> 00:49:07,530 Well, the same way I explained it to you five or six years ago. 711 00:49:07,890 --> 00:49:09,650 You ran into a revolving door. 712 00:49:09,970 --> 00:49:11,490 Oh, come on. I never bought that. 713 00:49:11,850 --> 00:49:12,850 Are you kidding? 714 00:49:13,130 --> 00:49:15,830 First thing you wanted to know was whether I was going in or going out at 715 00:49:15,830 --> 00:49:16,830 time.